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(Source: badtvblog)
what if instead of pubes you had feathers
me getting ready in the morning
oh my god
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
(Source: butonthebrightside)
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English teacher:
never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
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Shakespeare:
excuse you
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Steven Moffatt:
excuse you
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle:
excuse you
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Emily Brontë:
excuse you
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Joss Whedon:
excuse you
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Richard Castle:
excuse you
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JK Rowling:
excuse you
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George R. R. Martin:
excuse you
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Stephanie Meyer:
okay!
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
(Source: detectiveinspectordoughnut)
(Source: meme-meme)
(Source: paulwelsey)
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems
do you ever feel really ashamed when you listen to your favorite album or band less and less and you feel like you need to apologize to the band and reassure them you still love them and the album just as much
